Who would have thougth Michael Jackson and Bikram yoga could converge in so many ways. Our instructor this morning lead the class in tribute to The Gloved One’s passing, channeling his inner yogi - which today was considerable. (It was a little Off the Wall, in the best way. And of course, the whole time, I’m melting, like hot candle wax.)
As best as I recall it (and I’m sure I’m misplacing the references, not to mention mangling the official Bikram patter, which you think I’d have memorized by now…):
Pranayama breathing: “Let’s begin. Shake off the funk of forty thousand years…”
Pada-Hasthasana, Hands-to-Feet: “Tuck your elbows behind your knees. Reach your palms under your heels. Don’t stop ’til you get enough.”
Dandayamana-Janushirasana, Standing Head to Knee: “It don’t matter if you’re black or white, Lock Your Knee.”
Dandayamana-Dhanurasana, Standing Bow Pose: “Reach your one-gloved hand up high over your head.”
Dandayamana-Bibhaktapada-Paschimotthanasana, Standing Separate Leg Stretching Pose: “Stuck in the middle, and the pain is thunder.” (Or maybe I was just thinking that.)
Trikanasana, Triangle Pose: “Annie, are you okay?” (Focused on and straining in this top-of-the-mountain master pose, it took me a few seconds to process that one, upon which I immediately collapsed out of the pose. No idea what Annie’s problem was.)
Savasana: ”Relax your mind, lay back and groove.” (Okay, I threw that in, as Rock With You plays in the background.)
Supta-Vajrasana, Fixed Firm pose: “Breathe. ABC, it’s easy as 123.”
Ustrasana: “Previously called Camel pose, today this will be the Michael Jackson Memorial pose. It’s a Thriller. Come on, everyone can do this. Don’t sit this one out. Just Beat it.” (Show them how funky and strong is your fight…)
Paschimotthanasana, Stretching pose: “Moon walk your butt back…”
And finally, to Michael, the Man in the Mirror there with the rest of us today, PYT of my pre-teen years, now in his final savasana, ”Namaste ma ma sa ma ma coo sa.”